Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you’ve done.
Then repost as your __% Virgin Innocent. Lowest number you have the more you’ve done!
(x) Drank alcohol.
(x) Cried when someone died.
() Been drunk.
() Had sex.
() Been to a concert.
() given a handjob.
() gotten a handjob.
() given a blowjob.
() gotten a blowjob.
() Been verbally/sexually harassed.
( ) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 97%
() felt someone up and/or been felt up.
( ) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
( ) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. (not to my knowledge, anyways…)
(x) Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.
(x) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
( ) Went streaking.
( ) Given or received a lap dance.
(x) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%
() Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(x) Slept over at someone of the same sex’s house.
( ) Kissed a stranger.
(x) Hugged a stranger.
( ) Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car.
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
( ) Hit by a car.
() Had a party
( ) Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%
( ) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
(x) Run away from home.
() Broken a bone.
(x) Eaten sushi.
() Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
() Made porn.
(x) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(x) Been in love.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%
() Made out.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
(x) Laughed yourself to sleep.
( ) Stabbed yourself.
( ) Shot a gun (I’ll assume BB guns at camp don’t count)
(x) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77%
( ) Watched a person die.
(x) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
() Pranked somebody.
( ) Put somebody in the hospital.
(x) Snuck into someone’s room and/or your own room after being out.
(x) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
( ) Dressed punk.
() Dressed goth.
( ) Dressed preppy. (I don’t think dressing like a jock counts)
( ) Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%
(x) Avoided somebody.
() Been stalked. (allegedly)
( ) Stalked someone.
( ) Met a celebrity.
() Ridden a horse.
( ) Cut yourself.
( ) Bungee jumped.
( ) Ding dong ditched somebody.
( ) Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 73%
( ) Got caught stealing something.
( ) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Gone out with your friend’s crush.
( ) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
( ) Made a girl pregnant.
( ) Babysat.
( ) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
(x) Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72%
() Donated your hair to cancer patients.
() Been asked out by someone that you never thought you’d be asked out by.
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex.
() Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
(x) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
() Had a job.
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team.
( ) Been called a whore.
( ) Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69%
() Been mistaken as older than your own age.
( ) Been in a car accident.
(x) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(x) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
( ) Danced in the rain.
(x) Been rejected.
( ) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
() Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
( ) Been raped.
FINAL PERCENTAGE: 66%