thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

(via vitalsparks)

dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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(via vitalsparks)

  • me: do ur homework
  • me: no
fyeahfredrechid:

MORE SOUP FOR YOUR ARMPITS?

WOULD YOU LIKE CHEESE ON THAT, SIR?

fyeahfredrechid:

MORE SOUP FOR YOUR ARMPITS?

WOULD YOU LIKE CHEESE ON THAT, SIR?

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cat-boots:

Death being a great motivator, again!

cat-boots:

Death being a great motivator, again!

#Les #Miserables , best movie ever.

#Les #Miserables , best movie ever.

Things I want to read; not this. 
Things with intensely hidden subtext that is an utter pain to find unless you’re a literature major; this. 

#letsgetstarted.

Things I want to read; not this.
Things with intensely hidden subtext that is an utter pain to find unless you’re a literature major; this.

#letsgetstarted.

April fools..

namaste-fellow-earthling:

So I decided to play a joke today on my die hard Christian mom.

I told her “mom I realized that I’m straight…”

And my mom says “OH, THANK YOU JESUS!”

Then I just killed her hopes and dreams by saying “April Fools”


She hasn’t talked to since 10 this morning… Oops

ponehanon:

Daniel was being funny on the Prank Day 2deep4u